So, me being the genius I am almost killed myself last night. Seriously, I almost clocked out playing video chick to Britney Spears new song. Last time I thought I was in a video while driving, I hit a deer. So, I think I got the message…Um, how about you stop dancing while driving Jill…

As I pulled in to my neighborhood late last night Britney’s new song came on, hate to say it, but I love it! So anyway, I turned the volume way up and got in to my “if I was making a video mode”. I pulled in to my garage, closed the door behind me and had a few minutes of some car dancing. So, where does the near death experience come in? Well, my car has a push button start/stop on the gear shift (I know, I’m a baller). Anyhoo, I hit the button to turn the car off but keep the music on. I jammed out for about 15 minutes, flipping my hair, lip synching, making mirror faces, totally car video. After Britney was over another good song came on, something like Miss New Booty or some kind of booty song. So, needless to say, the dancing continued. After I had decided my stripper time was over, I opened my car door and the radio didn’t turn off. Hmmm..that’s interesting (is what I thought). I then realized I had actually used my key and not the button to start my car and I had been sitting in the garage with the door closed with my car running. Oh, yeah, I almost killed myself by carbon monoxide poisoning dancing to Britney Spears. Can you think of a more tragic way to go? What would have people thought? Jill passed out in the car, maybe she was playing with her new Iphone, I just can’t imagine the conclusions people would come to. Surely everyone knows I’m not gonna whack myself, I love life. People would think I had this inner torture and couldn’t take it anymore. Oh, the tragedy! And let me tell you, I would be so pissed if my time on this earth had ended with me booty dancing to Britney Spears in my car. At least give me a ballad or something.